TIM BURTON HITS ONE TO LEFT FIELD
Film Review by Fiore

Burton is certainly no stranger to the bizarre and
macabre, but this film may reach boundaries heretofore unsought. It is so far in left field it will seem silly
to anyone with a linear sense of logic. Miss
Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children seems destined to find a small,
but very loyal cult following, and then rest comfortably in that niche.
Although the film is only two hours, it felt like an
eternity wading through a convoluted plot that would have Commander Data and
Geordi LaForge baffled. It’s not that
the story is bad, because it isn’t. The
film boasts solid stars including Eva Green, who is devilishly delicious and
Samuel L. Jackson, who is demonic yet amusing, like his character in The
Spirit. Special effects are in
top form and incorporate a gamut of proven techniques. No, what goes terribly wrong with this film
is how it is assembled.
The first half of Miss Peregrine’s Home For
Peculiar Children moves slower than continental plates. I realize an entire alter-universe must be
introduced, but really, Burton is better than this at ushering in the
weird. Even the younger actors, like Asa
Butterfield, Ella Purnell, Finlay MacMillan, Lauren McCrostie and Hayden
Keeler-Stone have difficulty keeping their bearings in the first half. Their performances are stifled and forced.
Thankfully, the movie gains momentum when the protagonists battle Mr. Barron
and the Hollowghasts, but then it draws on a conclusion that so bends the
concept of the time-space continuum, that one leaves the theatre knowing they
saw something conclusive, but are not quite sure how it transpired.

KEY SCENES TO LOOK FOR:
1.
THE PIER
2.
EMMA’S SECRET
PLACE
3.
THE TIME LOOP

If you can wade through the film’s first hour, the
conclusion will compensate you for your patience. Blame editor Chris Lebenzon for slowing this
down too much in the beginning, and Burton for allowing him to do it.
While Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children
will make for an interesting evening out, it is not a movie I would readily sit
through again.
THE
GRADE FOR MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN = C
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