GIRLS VS SHARK, AGAIN
Film Review by Fiore

The latest incarnation of this theme is 47METERS
DOWN, a movie that is so mild, mellow and family oriented as to make a
perfect movie of the week on the Disney Channel.
There was an absolute furor when the original JAWS
was released. Mothers, mostly adult
mall-rats screamed bloody murder about the graphic violence and the intense
nature of the film. They postulated it
would permanently scar their precious cubs.
The complaints led to the implementation of the PG-13 rating. There are no such worries with 47METERS
DOWN.
While the film does have sharks, they are seen
largely as they would be on a National Geographic special. When they attack, the viewer is treated to
flashing blurs, with no graphic chomping or death invoking scenes.

Lisa and Kate are two very different sisters. Kate is the socialite, travelling, playing
vamp to boys and seemingly enjoying life to the fullest. Lisa, meanwhile, is more the homebody,
someone who cherishes a more sedate, suburban lifestyle. When her boyfriend leaves her because she is
boring, Lisa follows Kate to Mexico in an effort to experience Kate’s lifestyle
and forget about her broken relationship.
Lisa is played by Mandy Moore, the singer turned
actress, who has accumulated trophies for her talents in all venues, though it
is safe to say 47METERS DOWN will not add to that collection. Kate is played by Claire Holt, who still
reminds me of the scrawny little girl from years ago.

1.1 KEY SCENES TO LOOK FOR:
1.
Light the flair
Let’s take a look at the report card for 47METERS
DOWN:
1.2 ACTING = D
1.3 CINEMATOGRAPHY = C
1.4 SOUND/MUSIC = C
1.5 EDITING = D
1.6 LIGHTING = C
1.7 SCRIPT = F
1.8 SFX = C
1.9 ACTION = D
The first part of 47METERS DOWN is a
sisterly-love tale. The second is a
survival tale, in the form of Richard Harris’ MAN IN THE WILDERNESS,
without the intensity. The sharks play a
secondary role to air tanks that happen to lose oxygen faster than the ionosphere. Roberts is an avid world diver, so logically,
his attention is drawn to the techniques and dangers of diving, moreso than the
dangers of the sharks. Ironically, this
also ushers in many of the script’s inconsistencies. For example:
Lisa, who has never dived in her life, suddenly knows how to switch air
tanks underwater and adjust tank air flow.
Not bad for no training.

There is truly no justification for spending the
price of a ticket, let alone two, on what is essentially a weak made for TV
movie. It’s target audience is obviously
dating pre-teens. There is nothing here
to cause parents concern, except of course not to seek out Mexican gigolos
every time your heart is broken.
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